Pretend Cat

Lately my owner has started imagining that her boyfriend is a cat. I’d spend less time hallucinating, and more time focusing on the yummy chocolate pudding.
Usurping The Bed

Since she’s gone, I have usurped her bed… I am the Aristocat! Well I just wish she would be back soon so we can snuggle together.
Cat Crazy

She’s too far away from the Aristocat that she has to surround herself with make-believe cats.
Fortune Kitty

My owner saw a fortune kitty in a pizzeria and thought of me. It’s true, you can never forget the Aristocat.
Cat Wine

Did the cat get your tongue, knowing that you were celebrating your move to a new city while I languished in Singapore?
Adopted Cat

My owner betrayed me by cuddling this cat in Cape Town. I hope she got scratched in the process. (She did.)



